Welcome to yet another amazingly awesome edition of the world renowned BBC!
Today we celebrate the amazing taste of the amazing and extremely well known drink mello yello!
It was first introduced on March 12, 1979. It was brought to this world to save it from the terrible taste of PepsiCo’s Mountain Dew. It has an original smooth citrus flavor which can melt your taste buds!
If you grew up without knowing what mello yello is or if you grew up without a mello yello car, then your life is trash. It’s over. It’s meaningless and it’s no longer worth living.
Look at this loser! This completely stupid little girl is a complete idiot! She’s picking Fanta over mello yello! What a moron! Fanta?!?! More like Fantastically Horrible! mello yello totally obliterates it!
So go out there and look for a soda fountain or freestyle machine! You have to improve your life and get some mello yello in you! Experiment with it! Have it your way!
