Welcome to another fantastical edition of the world renowned and Video Game Awards winning BBC!
Today, we are all celebrating a dear member of our community. This member has sacrificed everything he has in order to make another one of us happy. The tale is long and beautiful. So please read along.
Our sweet Dunky, our little brother, was sad, so sad. He didn’t have an Xbox Series X. He couldn’t see the chickens on Big Team Battle. He had to make us wait eternal load times instead of letting us play.
He tried, multiple times, to buy a Series X. But he was too slow. Super slow. And lazy. Always asleep whenever they were up for grabs. He had no hope. He was never going to get one.
But then Dunky thought, “What if I just become a homosexual and I settle for a Series S?”
“Not so fast!” Said Alex. “I will do everything in my power to help you Sweet Dunky! Even if I need to make great sacrifices!” And he wasn’t lying. He thought about subscribing to useless services like Walmart+, Paramount+, Krispy Kreme Klub, Telemundo Kids and many many more!
He went to Target. He went to Walmart. The Series X was nowhere to be found. Until he did. With help of the handsome and super cool ELUNO, he knew Walmart was going to have them online! He tried, and tried. Waited and waited. And he was successful!
Now Dunky will have his Xbox, and when he hugs it, it will be as if he was hugging Alex.
So to thank Alex, Dunky HAS to play the game above.
And I welcome you all to appreciate him, and comment below!
