Welcome to yet another spooktastical edition of the world-renowned BBC!
Last we met, the seasonally beautiful season of Fall had descended twice upon us! But with it came some hallucinations of spooky ghouls and monsters! Was I imagining these visions, or were they true spooky monsters?!?
That’s why today I have decided to take matters into my own hands. Or into my own EYES! That’s right! I am going to wear my trusty eye-y dandy glasses! They are no ordinary glasses though. They contain the mystical powers of the spook! With them I gain the powers of SpookyVision!!!!
I decided to go back to town and see if anything had changed. A nice town with nice people! What could go wrong?! Oh no! This is going to be VERY bad!
I decided to avoid the road and walked through the forest instead. There are no animals bigger than a raccoon, so it should be pretty safe. Oh look, a beautiful opossum! Or is it!? SpookyGlasses, ACTIVATE! A HA! I knew it! It’s a dirty witch rat!
After stomping the rat into a beautiful flat mink coat, I decided to head into my old neighborhood. It was time for the annual water gun competition! “I got this!” I said as I started squirting everyone! They were all drenched with my fluids! Wait, why are my SpookyGlasses tingling? Let’s activate them. OH NO! What have I done?!?
Since technically there were no witnesses left, I decided to get away from the competition area! Why are spooky things happening all over town?!? What could be causing all of this?!? Wait, maybe this is a clue?? Oh no…
Find out how this spooky tale ends next week! For now, comment below and enjoy!
