Welcome to yet another sportstastically edition of the world-renowned BBC!
Today we celebrate the amazing start of the world phenomenon of the Number One Sports Event in the whole wide world! That’s right! The FIFA World Cup!
After 4 and a half years waiting, due to the stupid decision to host the games in a hot as hell desert, the next World Cup match is finally here on Winter Sunday!
Who will win the inauguration match? Bribing hosts Qat_ar or Ecuador? Place your bets now!
Dunky’s nightstand rag will be the official mascot of the Qat_ar 2022 World Cup!
This will probably be the last World Cup for both CRonaldo and Messi! Who do you think will have a better performance? Will they carry their team to win the Cup like I carry ER daily?!?
Another victim to this edition of the World Cup are the sexy fans! Strict Muslim laws in Qatar mean that fans could be fined and even arrested for wearing revealing clothing during the World Cup, despite temperatures soaring to 35 degrees!
Comment and place your official bets below, and ER will pay you if you win! Enjoy!