BBC: Have A Merry Christmas Edition

Welcome to yet another festive edition of the world-renowned BBC!
That’s right! It’s that time of the year once again! The doves are glistening. The deer are flossing. Santa is falling! Merry Christmas everyone!

Have you been behaving all year long? Or have you been a little rascal like those mischievous ER and Grizzly? You still have time to redeem yourself and become an MVP Christmas hero! Get a real present instead of coal!

Be an MVP at Fall guys! The scientifically proven Most Played Game of 2022! Everyone that knows anything about gaming has played this true gem non-stop!

Be an MVP at watching holiday movies! What’s more wholesome than renting a movie from Blockbuster and sitting with your family and young relatives next to a lit chimney. Santa never disappoints in any of his movies!

Be an MVP by eating delicious Christmas Approved food and snacks! That’s right! You get extra Christmas points by eating more and becoming fat to resemble Santa! Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery to Santa!

Be an MVP by listening to the Christmasiest of songs! Stuffing your ears with Christmas melodies will impress Santa way more than you stuffing your other holes with other objects!

Still, whether you receive an amazing Playstation 5, a Bugatti Chiron, 100 Amazon stock exchange shares, a Krispy Kreme Gift Card or a piece of coal, you are all welcome to receive our most amazing Merry Christmas wishes ever! Merry Christmas everyone!

Now be jolly and comment below!