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Today we celebrate an amazing week which happens to include the amazing day of March 10! May the 4th Be With You??? GTFO here! It’s MAR10 Tiemz bitches!
The magnificent plumber deserves to be celebrated due to the coincidental fact that March 10 is often abbreviated to Mar 10, and when compressed together, it looks like it says Mario. Nothing deserves more admiration than this other than JASON being spelled when looking at the initials of the months of the year.
That’s right bitches. Jason gets to make a cameo on this Mar10 post. Anyway, do you have your Mario PJs ready? Your Mario cereal on your counter? Your Mario manga books? You can’t be considered a Mario fan if you haven’t spent thousands of dollars in merchandise.
Speaking of spending money, get your wallet ready because there’s a ton of amazing deals on Mario games this week! If you are missing any in your collection, this is your chance to get those titles you are missing!
To commemorate Mario, we have to point out how he is originally based on the actor Christ Pratt. That’s right, Star-Lord is the original Italian plumber. Nintendo also named the great pink puff Kirby after one of their lawyers who they used to defend themselves against a lawsuit from Universal for Cranky Kong’s video game title Donkey Kong, which sounded too familiar to King Kong.
How are you celebrating this magnificent day? Which games are you buying? Are you dressing up as Mario or Peach? Tell us by commenting below, and enjoy!