September 17, 2024

Welcome to another fantastically requested edition of the world-renowned BBC!
Today we celebrate the talk of the town! This game is in everyone’s mouth more than the town whore! That’s right! Extraction!

Battlefield 2042: Extraction, the game that was the inspiration for the hit Netflix movie, has been an outstanding success! The gameplay style has been loved by many to such a degree, that any game that releases without an Extraction mode is getting review bombed (see Redfall as the latest victim.)

In a world where data is so valuable, where Siri, Alexa, your phone, your car, your microwave, every device you own, is constantly spying on you, you must make sure it doesn’t fall into the wrong hands. Dunky’s masturbation schedule must remain a secret or else you’ll figure out it overlaps with his diarrhea schedule. Be a true MVP soldier and recover the data drives and extract them to safety!

Commonly known as Hazard Zone to all the noobs, Extraction is a purely strategic mode. You have to communicate with your teammates to make sure you cover all your bases. In a world where the enemy can come from every direction, including above you, you will have to yell at Alex to try and let the blind fuck understand where they are coming from.

Run around getting Data drives for 5 minutes at a time, but the true action happens once the extraction chopper arrives for you. Every team will go for it like a New Yorker trying to get a Taxi at 5 PM (except less deadlier.) Make it inside or get left behind like a true loser!

So fly as fast as you can, avoid the weather hazards, destroy the enemy squads, try not to be downed by the AI (which happens to Alex all the time) and get to your local neighborhood console and give Battlefield Extraction a chance! It’s been named GOTY for 2 years in a row for a reason! Tell us how much you love it below and enjoy!