Welcome to yet another legendarily fantastical edition of the World-Renowned BBC! Today we have the privilege, no, the Honor, of talking about Shigeru Miyamoto’s latest masterpiece. That’s right, we are talking about The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom!
In the previous chapter of The Legend of Zelda, titles Breath of the Wild, Zelda decided to go open world. People were worried this was a terrible turn for the franchise to go to, but they were all proven wrong and we all confirmed their stupidity. This time around, Zelda has decided to go the creative way, letting you build your own vehicles! A true guaranteed success!
But combining items into vehicles is not all you can do! You can also combine items with your weapons! Wield a stick with a rock, and you’ll be smashing pussies right and left! Miyamoto San was kind enough to guide us through this new feature earlier during a Nintendo Direct.
It’s Zelda week, so there are other new shows and movies coming out that will also celebrate this amazing franchise! Stay tuned for “Paint” with Owen Wilson reprising Bob Ross, a huge Zelda fan! Evil Dead Rise: Tears of the Kingdom is also out digitally this week!
We also will get news from the latest Nintendo Switch competitor, the Asus ROG Ally! Since the Steam Deck was a complete failure at taking down the Switch, will they stand a chance?
Since you obviously pre-ordered the game long ago, which store did you get it from? With all the amazing bonuses, it is very tempting to order multiple copies! Which one are you the most excited about? The knife and fork from the Japanese edition? The luggage tag? The coin?!?! The waifu Zelda nerd girl?
So get ready to play this amazing masterpiece, out Friday, May the 12th, 2023. Tell us how excited to play it in the comments below, and enjoy!
