September 17, 2024

Welcome to another technologically forward edition of the world-renowned BBC!
Today we celebrate E3 and all the recent announcements in the video game tech industry!

Let’s get it out of the way. Microsoft won E3! Unky Phil came out punching high and low! He took no prisoners! So many great games were showcased during their game showcase!

The PlayStation event brought us the amazing announcement of the amazing MGS3 Snake Eater Remake, a look at the cinematic Spider-Man 2 game, and some bland Bungie shooter!

The biggest loser this year was the Dorito Pope. His event was bland and boring just like stale cool ranch Doritos. Not even Kojima appeared to save him. He still made sweet bank and undeservedly inherited E3, just like when Jimmy Fallon got the Tonight Show.

We have to make a special mention to all the progressive games out there! Amazing games like Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life are giving you new options to let you play the way you feel! GOTY!

And finally, we have to celebrate a very special BBC member’s birthday! That’s right! Happy Birthday to Grimace!

What was your favorite game announced? Did you love the Grimace shake? What pronouns will you use in your next gen game? Tell us below and enjoy!