BBC: Christmas News Edition

Welcome to yet another fantastical edition of the world-renowned BBC! Today we celebrate all the recent news in the news so far this Christmas season!

This week The Game Awards awarded some of the most celebrated games of the year! The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom won Best Action/Adventure game of the year!

The first ever Blade the vampire vampire-hunter has been announced! Will it be as amazing as we’ve been dreaming during the past few decades?!? Will this be an Xbox exclusive?!? We’ll have to wait 5 years to find out!

It was recently announced that the top super TV show based on the amazing SNES game Top Gear was going to be unceremoniously canceled. The reasons are a plenty, including horrible accidents, and the Stig Buddy sexually harassing a woman back in ‘86. RIP sweet prince show.

The trailer for the next GTA Game, the sequel to GTA 5, GTA 6 is finally here! Revealed and truly Boomed by our sexy associate ELUNO, the trailer revealed that the game will be set in Vice City, but not in the 80s! Instead it will take place during the modern slutty present era!

What’s this?!? Dear readers we have an incoming Breaking News!!!! We are glad to be the first to report that M.L.B. star Shohei Ohtani will sign with the Dodgers for a record $700 million!!!! That’s a big fat seven because seven ate nine!

Well, there you have it folks! The biggest news of this amazing Christmas Season! What are some of your favorite news so far? Comment below and enjoy!