Welcome to yet another fantastically fantastical merry edition of the world-renowned BBC!
Today we celebrate a once-in-a-lifetime event! That’s right! Merry Christmas!
This year has come and gone so fast! It almost seems like QuickSilver dragged us across the calendar! Thanksgiving was just yesterday! It’s a Thanksgiving Christmas! So take your $599 Snowy-Vision glasses and put them on to enjoy the true meaning of Christmas!
This Thanksgiving Christmas we get to be thankful about many things! How about all those amazing video games we got to enjoy all year long! Play one single multiplayer game over and over and over? Are you insane?!? This year we got Super Mario Wonder! It truly was a snowy wonder!
The watching a Thanksgiving NFL match is a great Thanksgiving tradition! While a ton of injuries happen during the hot dry Summer, a ton of snow can lubricate all the manly players’ bodies and prevent a career-ending incident!
This year we also got the first ever Christmas movie with a sex scene! This is the obvious evolution path for these amazing holiday movies! Let’s give thanks for it!
And last but not least, everyone here at BBC is thankfullest about the most amazing product ever created! That’s right! Car Buddy! It works any time of the year! Put on your Snowy-Vision glasses, and your summer Santa will become a Winter Buddy!
What are you most thankful for this Christmas? Tell us below while you comment and enjoy!
