Welcome to another genetically altered edition of the world-renowned BBC! Today we celebrate another one in a string of success after success from the amazing Disney company! That’s right! X-Men ’97!
Disney has done it again. It has brough back one of our favorite cartoon shows from our childhood. Cancelled unjustly and abruptly, and we never got any closure. Disney, the best company in the world, has finally righted Fox’s wrong. What else do you miss that is no longer available?!? Make a request and Disney might make your wish come true!
With only a fraction of the number of episodes available on this new season, the “plot” has been streamlined quite a bit. But despite not being as “juicy” the plot is still packing! A lot of pivotal storylines are being used. Only true fans of the comics understand the amazing cliffhangers at the end of each episode! No longer will you have to make stupid posts asking obvious stuff like “Rise and Fall of the Shiar Empire?” True fans already know what is coming!
Some bigots will claim this series has gone woke, when it has always treated difficult societal issues. They were just too dumb as a kid to notice, but now that they are old enough to have their own klan kard, they find it offensive! Don’t be baffled. The X-Men will always be there to tackle the toughest of subjects!
Now for a bit of spoilers. You’ve been warned! This is not a drill! That’s right, ELUNO.net and the BBC has learned through their secret insiders that Deadpool will be joining the X-Men ’97 gang. He will ask the X-Men to help Peter Parker rescue a multiversally lost Mary Jane. A trailer for Spider-Man ’94 will air after the last episode of X-Men ’97.
So what do you think about this new amazing show? What have you liked so far? What else do you expect to happen? Let us know in the comments below and enjoy!
