BBC: E3 2024 Edition

Welcome to yet another video gametastic edition of the World-Renowned BBC!
Today we celebrate the return of E3 season! So many game announcements! So many surprises!

Summer E3 Game Fest was sadly a huge disappointment. Boring after boring trailers of indie games. Dorito Pope charged hundreds of thousands of dollars, but no big profile games bit his dorito.
Grade: D-

Thankfully Microsoft came jumping in to save the day. Trailer after trailer, reveal after reveal, everyone in attendance was leaking fluids in excitement.
Grade: A+

Undoubtably the biggest and baddest game trailers were those of Perfect Dark: A Perfect Yet Dark Beginning and Gears of War: Scott’s Emulsion Day
Grade: A+++

Meanwhile Ubisoft went full Ubisoft during their Ubisoft Forward event. They showed typical Ubisoft games.
Grade: B-

And last but certainly not least, at least not yet, Nintendo will be hosting their Nintendo direct tomorrow morning. (Or today if you are reading this tomorrow, or yesterday or long ago if you read this even later.) Will Nintendo have any big megaton surprises? Will they withhold any huge games for when they announce the Ultra Nintendo Switch 128 Pro later during the year? (Or did they lie to us and reveal it now?!?)
Blind Grade: B+