Welcome to another record-breaking edition of the world-renowned BBC! Today we celebrate the latest Disney Corp gigantic success, Deadpool and Wolverine, featuring Captain America!
That’s right! Captain America is back! Apparently being the fourth iteration of Steve Rogers, this time the super soldier serum gave him fire powers! Sadly he dies a gruesome death after he super insults Evil-Woke Female Professor X-Avier.
But BBC, how can Deadpool even stand a chance against Adamantium filled Wolverine? He can just slash him into a billion tender delicious pieces.
Well, unless you are super slow, you will notice that the TVA has equipped Deadpool with Adamantium swords. This way Deadpool can stop those claw attacks without feeling like a rotisserie chicken!
Since the Spoiler Spectacular must continue, we must point out the rest of the cameos from older Marvel movies! Being completely DEI, but still fair, we have two men and two women characters joining the fight against irrelevance! (I mean, why else would they bring lame Elektra instead of a more popular male character?!? WOKE!)
And yes, the wokiest and most DEIest movie of the season ended up being a huge success! This R-Rated movie has already earned over a BILLION dollars! That’s Billion with a B!
Don’t forget about Superman! That’s right! Superman has crossed over to the Marvel Universe! We should expect a DC Versus Marvel movie coming up in the next couple of years!
And to end it all, the last spoiler ever, since it’s set in the future! Why does Deadpool die, and why is Thor crying about it? Is Deadpool Thor’s long lost son?!?
That’s enough spoilers for now, except for this very last one. SPOILER ALERT! The next thread will be about the amazing Disney announcements during the D23 expo! For now, what was your favorite spoiler from the Deadpool and Wolverine movie? Tell us below and enjoy!
