BBC: Easter Edition

Welcome to yet another holidificial edition of the world-renowned BBC! Today we celebrate the most amazing of holidays, Easter.

Easter is such a magnificent holiday. We celebrate the magical miracle of the first bunny to ever lay an egg. Scientists have never been able to explain it, but this miracle granted upon us totally disproves evolution. Not even million-year-old fossils have ever shown a mammal laying eggs. (Everyone knows platypi are fake.)

Sadly, this year the celebrating will be subdued, as coloring eggs has become an activity only billionaires can partake on. Due to the Presidente’s egg prices, your kid will have to settle with coloring eggs in their dreams.

One of America’s greatest traditions is to celebrate Easter with tons of oily man-on-oily man body-rubbing action! That’s right! WWE WrestleMania is back this weekend!

And don’t forget to stop by the world-renowned, internationally famous, and punkiest saloon ever, Texas Saloon, and celebrate Easter the way Jesus would want you to if he was real!

Now comment below and enjoy!