June 18, 2026

Welcome to yet another fantastically FIFA edition of the world-renowned BBC! Today we celebrate the culmination of the first round of group matches!

First, let’s talk about the host nations! The USA was a true American hero and destroyed their rival! Mexico fought well and dominated the opposing team. Canda… well, Canada tied!

No other words needed. The true GOAT 🐐🐐🐐:

Germany decided to be the power house of the tournament and repeated their most magnificent score from a previous World Cup!

Meanwhile, these groups thought it would be funny if they all tied:

Portugal was once again a huge disappointment. They started and kept on the field a geriatric player that has long been retired and playing in a minor league, instead of benching him and only letting him give it a try the last 5 minutes of the match.

This is how Portugal thought starting Ronaldo in the World Cup would go

Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) 2026-06-17T18:52:41.556Z

the moment in the Fox post-game and it was a spot on analysis by Thierry Henry over how much CR7 cost them in one play

Douglas Reyes-Ceron (@dreyesceron.bsky.social) 2026-06-17T19:31:38.855Z

Colombia and Argentina are the only teams to bring wins to the CONMEBOL side this World Cup so by popular demand we will show all three of Colombia’s magnificent goals below!

Colombia on the board with a superb play from Luis Díaz to Daniel Muñoz

CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) 2026-06-18T02:45:19.614Z

Luis Díaz answers back rapidly, 2-1 Colombia

CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) 2026-06-18T03:29:54.832Z

it seems absurd that this ended with a Jaminton Campaz goal for Colombia

CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social) 2026-06-18T04:03:47.746Z

Which match was your favorite this round? Since you all want Colombia to win the whole FIFA World Cup tournament, tell us who you want to be second? Comment below and enjoy!